I love the ending of Pride and Prejudice.
- Mr. Darcy:
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How are you this evening, my dear?
- Elizabeth Bennet:
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Very well... although I wish you would not call me "my dear."
- Mr. Darcy:
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Why?
- Elizabeth Bennet:
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Because it's what my father always calls my mother when he's cross about something.
- Mr. Darcy:
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What endearments am I allowed?
- Elizabeth Bennet:
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Well let me think...”Lizzie" for every day, "My Pearl" for Sundays, and...”Goddess Divine"... but only on *very* special occasions.
- Mr. Darcy:
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And... what should I call you when I am cross? Mrs. Darcy...?
- Elizabeth Bennet:
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No! No. You may only call me "Mrs. Darcy"... when you are completely, and perfectly, and incandescently happy.
- Mr. Darcy:
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Then how are you this evening... Mrs. Darcy?
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[kisses her on the forehead]
- Mr. Darcy:
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Mrs. Darcy...
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[kisses her on the right cheek]
- Mr. Darcy:
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Mrs. Darcy...
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[kisses her on the nose]
- Mr. Darcy:
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Mrs. Darcy...
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[kisses her on the left cheek]
- Mr. Darcy:
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Mrs. Darcy...
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[finally kisses her on the mouth]



